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Bart Baker
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Pretty Girls Parody
'Fancy' was a big, massive hit
This is a rip off of it
Cos I'm so desperate
To have a hit!
But this song's shitty!
It sends the message to young girls
Pretty equals happiness
If you're ugly then you're worthless
And you're life will
Be bland and shitty!
Hey! I've been around so long that these days
The kids do not even know my name
I was big back when their parents were in high school
Years have gone by and I'm out of ideas
Nobody cares about Britney Spears
So I hired Iggy to make me more relevant
In this dumb vid
I'm s'posed to be
An alien friend of Britney
My career needs reviving!
Hey why aren't you driving?
This song will never top the charts
We look like glam metal hoes
I had work on my nose
You're still not pretty!
My waist used to be twenty-eight
I can't fit in these pants
It's almost time for me to dance
*BURP*
Just suck in Britney!
Why does
This car wash only employ gay guys
In short shorts that show off their nice thighs
and why is this preppie douchebag making eyes
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at me?
Because I just cannot believe
You tried to recreate 'Fancy'!
But instead you made something
that's utter crap!
If you think this song's message can't
get worse well now we're showun'
in order to have fun
you must have money!
But the saddest part is this track
had nine writers on it
Don't believe me just wiki it
It's true what dummies!
Iggs teaming up with Brit to tell the world
All that matters is to be a pretty girl
Which is ironic because the whole world agrees
I look like clam chowder and Britt looks like beef jerky
see there's a
slim line between a beauty and a beast
that's the real line in this horrid masterpiece
Basically we're sayin' if you ain't perfect
Then you're life is gonna suck cause you'll be a reject Iggs!
Who here made the song 'Pretty Girls'?
I have been sent back in time
to kill you for that crime
and destroy that song!
What's wrong with our song?
'Pretty Girls'
destroys society
it makes girls think being pretty
is all that matters!
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