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Shrek: The Musical
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I Know It's Today
Lyricist:David Lindsay-abaire, Jeanine Tesori
Settle in, girls, it's story time Isn't this fun? It's like a sleep over But instead of a pillow fight there is an insane dragon Who incenterates things Now where were we? Oh right
There's a princess in a tower Oh, my gosh, that's just like me Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut But the witch won't set her free
She passes time by singing Like someone else I know As years go by she sits and waits As years go by? Uh oh
A torturous existence I don't remember this part She wishes she were dead Skip ahead, skip ahead
But in the end Rapunzel Finds a millionaire The prince is good at climbing And braiding golden hair
So I know, he'll appear 'Cause there are rules And there are strictures I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight
My white knight and his steed Will look just like these pictures It won't be long now, I guarantee Day number 23 I know it's today, I know it's today
Oh, here's a good one, it's a classic
There's a princess in a comma Glad it's her instead of me Pretty maiden in a glass box How I wonder does she pee?
Blah, blah, blah, poison apple Boring, boring, evil queen Filler, filler, been there, read that Seven shorties on the scene Skip ahead, skip ahead
But in the end the princess Wakes up with a start The prince is good at kissing And melting Snow White's heart
So I know, he'll appear And his armor will be blinding As shining as his perfect teeth And manly hose Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
He'll propose on one knee And our prenup will be binding About time we set the wedding date Day number 958 I know it's today, he'll show up today
There's a princess, any princess Take your pick, they're all like me Not exactly, I'm still waiting They're living happily
Ever after, better get here I want love in second's flat No one needs these middle bits Oops, did I do that?
Cut the villains, cut the vamping Cut this fairytale Cut the peril and the pitfalls Cut the puppet and the whale
Cut the monsters, cut the curses Keep the intro, cut the verses And the waiting, the waiting The waiting, the waiting, the waiting
But I know, he'll appear Though I seem a bit bipolar And I'm a vandal now as well Though he won't mind
I'm a find, I'm a catch And a very gifted bowler It won't be long now, I guarantee Day number
Are you there, God? It's me, Fiona, it's me, Fiona
Now I know, he'll appear 'Cause there are rules And there are strictures I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight
My white knight My knight and his steed Will look just like these pictures It won't be long now, I guarantee
Day number 23 Day number 958 Day number 4823
I know it's today, I know it's today I know it's today, I know it's today I know it's today, I know it's today I know it's today
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